jokes for all

made this topic so when members go on they can have fun a bit :X

to creat this Fun Room topic was the idea of my cuttie poohy

:albino:1. Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
2.BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"
WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."
BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."[hehe im a brunette]
3.A blonde goes to a doctors office and askes the nurse if she has any grapes. The nurse says "this is a doctors office we dont have any grapes." The blonde apologizes and leaves.
The next day she returns and again asks the nurse for grapes. The nurse says "madam, I still dont have any grapes." The same blonde returns for 5 days straight and asks for grapes every time. On the 5th day the nurse says "no and the next time you come here and ask for grapes I will staple your feet to the floor." The next day the blonde comes back and says "excuse me nurse do you have any staples ?" The nurse says "no." In that case, the blonde asks "do you have any grapes?"
4.why does a blonde is next a wall??
she listens to house music

1.why didin`t rambo played in titanic??
he saved them all
2.how can you kill a submarine full on blondes??
you just knock at the door
3.what 3 blondes are doing on the bottom of the ocean??
looking for leonardo dicaprio

poohy wrote:

1.why didin`t rambo played in titanic??
he saved them all

poohy wrote:

2.BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"
WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."
BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

omg
very funny poohy, keep posting more

poohy wrote:

1.why didin`t rambo played in titanic??
he saved them all
2.how can you kill a submarine full on blondes??
you just knock at the door
3.what 3 blondes are doing on the bottom of the ocean??
looking for leonardo dicaprio

Ahahahahahahahahahahaahaaaaahahaha


very funny Imao

NEW ONES


1. A POLICE MAN WENT HOME HIS WIFE ASK:HUN DID YOU TAKE THE IQ TEST?? HE SAID:YES TY GOD IT WAS NEGATIVE
2.WHAT IS THE WORSE OF NASTY??
PUSHING A OLD LADY ON THE STAIRS AND ASKING WHAT IS THE RUSH??
3.WHAT IS THE WORSE OF NASTY 2?
TO SHIT AT SOMEONE`S DOOR AND KNOW FOR PAPER
4.WHAT IS THE WORSE OF WORLD TRADE CENTER??
GET UP WHIT ELEVATOR GET DOWN WHIT BUILDING

poohy wrote:

NEW ONES


1. A POLICE MAN WENT HOME HIS WIFE ASK:HUN DID YOU TAKE THE IQ TEST?? HE SAID:YES TY GOD IT WAS NEGATIVE
2.WHAT IS THE WORSE OF NASTY??
PUSHING A OLD LADY ON THE STAIRS AND ASKING WHAT IS THE RUSH??
3.WHAT IS THE WORSE OF NASTY 2?
TO SHIT AT SOMEONE`S DOOR AND KNOW FOR PAPER
4.WHAT IS THE WORSE OF WORLD TRADE CENTER??
GET UP WHIT ELEVATOR GET DOWN WHIT BUILDING

2 3 and 4, really funny LOL

1.WHAT IS THE WORSE OF FOTBAL??
TO SCORE AND AT REPLAY TO FAIL
2.WHAT IS THE WORSE OF RUNING??
TO BY YOURSELF AND TAKE SECOND PLACE
3.HOW A BLONDE MAKE POWDER MILK?
TROW A CAW FROM A PLAIN

1.HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT A BLONDE WAS AT YOUR PC?
THE "JOYSTICK"IS ON YOUR CHAIR
2.WHY ARE FOOT PRINTS ON THE SCREEN?
A BLONDE WAS TRYING TO ENTER THE INTERNET
3.WHY IS WATER ON THE PC?
A BLONDE SURFED THE INTERNET

HOPE YOU LIKE MY JOKES EVERYDAY NEW ONES!!!!

what else can i say?
keep up the good job !

eheh very funny good we can laugh everyday xD

new ones!!!!FRESH

1.WHAT IS YELLOW WHIT 2 BLACK STRIPES??
A LEMON WHIT PANTS
2.WHAT IS BLACK WHIT 2 BLACK SPOTS??
A FLEE WHIT A COTTON IN HIS YEARS
3.WHAT IS THE WORSE OF ECONOMY??
USE SAME CONDOOM OVER AND OVER
4.WORSE OF CRUEL?
KILL YOUR TIME
5.WORSE OF FALLEN?
FALL IN THOUGHTS AND BROKE YOUR ARM
6.WORSE OF YOGA?
TO KICK YOUR OWN FACE WHIT YOUR FEET
7.2 BLONDE`S ON CHRISTMAS WERE IN A FOREST ONE...COULDNT WE GET ONE TREE WHITHOUT A STAR ON TOP?
8.A DOG IN THE DESERT..IF I CAN`T FIND A TREE I WILL PEE ON ME
9.2 CRAZY DUDES IN THE DESERT ONE..HEY WHY ARE YOU CARRING THAT BOTTLE OF WATER...WELL IF I GET HOT I DRINK A SIP OF WATER BUT YOU.. WHY ARE YOU CARRING THAT WINDOW? WELL IF IM HOT I OPEN IT

1.WHAT IS THE DIFERENCE BETWEEN A BOTTLE AND A WOMEN?
YOU WHANT THE BOTTLE FULL AND THE WOMEN EMPHY..(OF CLOTHES)

2.WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MOTHER IN LAW AND A FLEE?
THE FLEE ONLY BUZZ YOU IN THE SUMMER
3.WHAT IS THE DIFERENCE BETWEEN FRENCH BIKINI AND RUSSIAN BIKINI?
THE FRENCH ENTER YOUR ASS THE RUSSIN INTO YOUR BOOTS
4. IN 1700 DRACULA EATED VIRGIN GIRLS... NOW IN 2000 HES TOO HUNGRY
5.THE WORSE OF GREED?
TO EAT FIGHT AND STILL NOT BE SATURATED

poohy wrote:

3.WHAT IS THE WORSE OF ECONOMY??
USE SAME CONDOOM OVER AND OVER
6.WORSE OF YOGA?
TO KICK YOUR OWN FACE WHIT YOUR FEET
8.A DOG IN THE DESERT..IF I CAN`T FIND A TREE I WILL PEE ON ME
.WHAT IS THE DIFERENCE BETWEEN A BOTTLE AND A WOMEN?
YOU WHANT THE BOTTLE FULL AND THE WOMEN EMPHY..(OF CLOTHES)

JUST L M A O

lol xD

Yoga is when u can kiss your ass while watching TV.